{"id":137,"date":"2008-07-17T13:48:22","date_gmt":"2008-07-17T13:48:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sebayan9.wordpress.com\/?p=137"},"modified":"2008-07-17T13:48:22","modified_gmt":"2008-07-17T13:48:22","slug":"antara-ngupil-dan-ml","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"Antara ngupil dan ML"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anak (A) : Pak, Kenapa sih making love itu enak banget<br \/>\n(katanya &#8211; RED)?<br \/>\nBapak (B) : Wah, itu kayak sensasi waktu kamu ngupil pake jari<br \/>\nkamu,nak.<\/p>\n<p>A : Trus, kenapa cewek lebih menikmatinya, pak?<br \/>\nB : Karena waktu kamu ngupil, yang kerasa paling enak khan hidung<br \/>\nkamu dan bukan jari pada jari kamu.<\/p>\n<p>A : Terus, kenapa cewek benci banget amit-amit jabang bayi kalo<br \/>\nmereka diperkosa?<br \/>\nB : Seperti kalo kamu dijalan ketemu orang asing, trus<br \/>\norang asing itu maksa pengen ngupilin hidung kamu pake jarinya<br \/>\ndia&#8230;. ngeselin khan?<\/p>\n<p>A : Kenapa cewek nggak bisa\/nggak mau gituan waktu mereka lagi datang<br \/>\nbulan?<br \/>\nB : Kalo hidung kamu berdarah, kamu masih pengen terus ngupil?<\/p>\n<p>A: Katanya, semakin banyak sperma laki-laki yang keluar waktu<br \/>\norgasme,semakin besar kenikmatannya. Bener nggak sih Pak?<br \/>\nB: Semakin besar upil yang kamu dapet waktu ngorek, semakin puas<br \/>\nnggak kamu?<\/p>\n<p>A : Kenapa cowok nggak suka pake kondom waktu mereka making love?<br \/>\nB : Kamu suka nggak ngupil pake sarung tangan?<\/p>\n<p>A : Wahhh Bapak pinter banget deh .. hehehe.<\/p>\n<p>Kesimpulan : Buat yg blom married, kalo lagi pengen ML but ga ada penyaluran mending ngupil aja&#8230;!!! !&amp;#^(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anak (A) : Pak, Kenapa sih making love itu enak banget (katanya &#8211; RED)? Bapak (B) : Wah, itu kayak sensasi waktu kamu ngupil pake jari kamu,nak. A : Trus, kenapa cewek lebih menikmatinya, pak? B : Karena waktu kamu ngupil, yang kerasa paling enak khan hidung kamu dan bukan jari pada jari kamu. A&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[133,246],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cyberjoke","tag-cyberjoke","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}