{"id":54,"date":"2008-05-03T16:33:35","date_gmt":"2008-05-03T16:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sebayan9.wordpress.com\/?p=54"},"modified":"2008-05-03T16:33:35","modified_gmt":"2008-05-03T16:33:35","slug":"resiko-punya-suami-programmer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Resiko Punya Suami Programmer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sebelum memutuskan untuk menikah dengan IT Guys pikir dulu masak-masak dan jangan menyesal kemudian. Makanya perhatikan baik-baik percakapan antara<br \/>\nseorang istri dengan suaminya, seorang <strong>Software Engineer<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>Suami: (Pulang telat dari kantor) &#8220;Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in<br \/>\nIstri: Apakah kamu bawa oleh-oleh yang aku minta?<br \/>\nSuami: Bad command or filename.<\/p>\n<p>Istri: Tapi aku bilangnya dari tadi pagi!<br \/>\nSuami: Errorneous syntax. Abort?<\/p>\n<p>Istri: Trus, bagaimana tentang beli televisi baru?<br \/>\nSuami: Variable not found&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Istri: OK deh, kalo gitu aku minta kartu kreditmu. Aku mau belanja sendiri aja.<br \/>\nSuami: Sharing Violation. Access denied&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Istri: Apakah kamu lebih mencintai komputer daripada aku? Atau kamu hanya main-main saja?<br \/>\nSuami: Too many parameters.. .<\/p>\n<p>Istri: Itu kesalahan terbesar kalo saya menikahi orang &#8220;idiot&#8221; sepertimu.<br \/>\nSuami: Data type mismatch.<\/p>\n<p>Istri: Kamu tidak berguna.<br \/>\nSuami: It&#8217;s by Default.<\/p>\n<p>Istri: Bagaimana dengan gajimu?<br \/>\nSuami: File in use &#8230; Try later.<\/p>\n<p>Istri: Kalo gitu apa posisiku di keluarga ini?<br \/>\nSuami: Unknown Virus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sebelum memutuskan untuk menikah dengan IT Guys pikir dulu masak-masak dan jangan menyesal kemudian. Makanya perhatikan baik-baik percakapan antara seorang istri dengan suaminya, seorang Software Engineer: Suami: (Pulang telat dari kantor) &#8220;Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in Istri: Apakah kamu bawa oleh-oleh yang aku minta? Suami: Bad command or filename. Istri: Tapi aku bilangnya&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cyberjoke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}