{"id":93,"date":"2008-05-21T13:08:47","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T13:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sebayan9.wordpress.com\/?p=93"},"modified":"2008-05-21T13:08:47","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T13:08:47","slug":"one-o-one-becek-ngga-ada-ojek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"One O One Feat Cinta Laura Kiehl &#8211; Becek Ngga Ada Ojek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oke Xd let&#8217;s go<br \/>\n(Mana ujan ga ada ojek becek becek 2x)<\/p>\n<p>Hari senin kemarin hujan<br \/>\nGa bawa payung jadi kebasahan<br \/>\nPadahal gue baru aja olahraga<br \/>\njadinya badan gue kecium bau naga<br \/>\nUdah gitu keserempet mobil lewat<br \/>\nBaju gue penuh lumpur banyak sangat<br \/>\nJadi gue marah gue bilang ente bahlul<br \/>\nEh malah jadi gue yang kena pukul<\/p>\n<p>Gara2 ujan jalanan (becek)<br \/>\nUdah gitu ga ada (Ojek)<br \/>\nPengen niat sih gue naik taksi<br \/>\nTapi ternyata duit gue tinggal 1000 lagi<\/p>\n<p>(Mana ujan ga ada ojek becek becek 4x)<\/p>\n<p>Akhirnya gue jalan kaki pulang ke rumah<br \/>\nSambil keujanan badan gue jadi basah<br \/>\nTiba-tiba kok ada suara yang mendesah<br \/>\nPas gue tengok ada banci lagi bergairah<br \/>\nGue berlari karena takut diperkosa<br \/>\nSoalnya tu banci nyeremin gagah perkasa<br \/>\nTapi gara2x becek jalanan jadi licin (aduh)<br \/>\nGue kepeleset jatuh tu banci ngetawain<\/p>\n<p>Gara2 ujan jalanan (becek)<br \/>\nUdah gitu ga ada (Ojek)<br \/>\nGue masuk angin pala pusing minum paramex<br \/>\nBiar badan anget akhirnya gue beli bandrek<\/p>\n<p>(Mana ujan ga ada ojek becek becek 4x)<\/p>\n<p>Sampe dirumah baru nyadar gue lupa<br \/>\nKalo pacar gue minta dijemput ditegalega<br \/>\nDia marah dan bilang gue brengsek<br \/>\nAkhirnya dia pulang sendiri naik (ojek)<br \/>\nDia nge-sms minta gue telepon<br \/>\nGue dimarahin dia bilang gue blo&#8217;on<br \/>\nDia bilang sekarang dia mau putus<br \/>\nUdah becek ga ada ojek, mampus!<\/p>\n<p>Makanya kalo pergi bawa payung<br \/>\nPalagi kalo udah keliatan mendung<br \/>\nKalo udah ginikan elo sendiri yang bingung<br \/>\nBadan meriang udah gitu cewe lo buntung<\/p>\n<p>(Mana ujan ga ada ojek becek becek 4x)<\/p>\n<p>ta..dam..tadam tadam.. dam..ta..dam..tadam..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oke Xd let&#8217;s go (Mana ujan ga ada ojek becek becek 2x) Hari senin kemarin hujan Ga bawa payung jadi kebasahan Padahal gue baru aja olahraga jadinya badan gue kecium bau naga Udah gitu keserempet mobil lewat Baju gue penuh lumpur banyak sangat Jadi gue marah gue bilang ente bahlul Eh malah jadi gue yang&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[284],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lirik-lagu","tag-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rachmadona.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}